Denny's Everyday Value Scam

Today, The family went to take advantage of the denny's promotion of a grand slam for $3.99.  All they were serving, however, was a grand scam.

The only visible publication of the specific terms of this offer were on a small sign on the front door, facing outwards.  When we ordered the "grand slam", a commonplace term associated with Denny's itself, the waitress failed to mention the secret combination one had to order to activate the special.

She insisted, in fact, that "you need to order four items". There was no mention of the "everyday special grand scam" on the menu itself.  Then we eat what we thought were $3.99 plates and feel grossly underwhelmed when the check comes.  "For that much we could've eaten at central market", someone lamented.

So, dear reader, be advised that you must order three items to take advantage of this special and don't count of denny's to be upfront about it.  NHOMBRE!